Those Youtube Haters And Microwaves

Just been on Youtube (you know, that huge music website???) and saw a hate comment. It hit me I didn't even know who these people were. Did they have nothing better to do than write hate comments on Youtube? Okay, I made my blog on a whim but making a Youtube account, finding the video you want to comment on, writing a stupid comment on how the music is crap and how you hate it is going a bit far, isn't it? I get that comment boxes are there to put on your opinion (hint, hint) but at least put in a respectable way, as everyone has their own opinion. I've seen the comments about Miley Cirus being a slut, Talyor Swift having no great talent, JLS being gay (which is just stupid cuz it makes no difference and i hate it when people use the word gay as an insult when its true meaning is happiness) and countless others. I want to know who these low life people are and why they aren't reading this blog! lol

Seriously, it's just mean and a nasty thing to do. Besides, who's gonna actually give a damn about your comment in the future? It makes no difference if you say those things cuz muscians will always have haters no matter what. Just had to get that of my chest...

And did you know???
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

Why did he have a chocolate bar? Shouldn't he have been researching? lol nevermind :)


MICROWAVES? WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT THEM???

The ugliest anime character?

Lets face it, we humans prefer to look at photoshopped, skinny beings so i thought id use anime as an example to show you some ugly, unsightly people..















Now, everytime you wake up in the morning and dislike what you see... Thank God you do not look like them :)

Planets, Gods and Stuff You Probably Know

In my last post, I mentioned Earth is the only planet not to be named after a god. So here we go..

Mercury - Mercury represents the messenger god, Hermes. He was said to be the fastest god but obvioulsy they forgot about the wind gods, Iris goddess of the rainbow and Nike the actual goddess of speed...

Venus - Venus represents the goddess of love & beauty, Aphrodite. Venus is known as the most beautiful planet in the solar system, thus it's named after the goddess of beauty. But if she was human she'd be a slut anyway, Helen was supposedly the most beautiful mortal woman. Then there's Hera, Calypso,Persephone goddess of springtime and queen of the underworld, Hestia the most forgiving of the gods. And Athena, the wisest of the gods but you really wouldn't want her as an enemy, she'd never stop hunting you....

Earth - Earth represents Terra. She was a land goddess who the romans prayed to if there was an earthquake

Mars - Mars represents the god of war, Ares. Mars of course is red which is also the color of war (symbolic of blood). The two moons of Mars are named after the two sons of Ares, Phobos and Deimos. Basically, he loved killing. End of.

Jupiter - Jupiter represents the ruler of the gods, Zeus. The planet is the largest and most magnificent which is representative of the great Zeus. Jupiter has 16 moons. The 4 largest are named after some of Zeus' affairs, Io, Europa, Ganymede, and Callisto. The other 12 moons represent more of Zeus' lovers, a few of his children, and others linked the great god. They are: Adrasta, Amalthea, Ananke, Carme, Elara, Himalia, Leda, Lysithia, Metis, Pasiphae, Thebe, and Sinope.

Saturn - Saturn represents the father of Zeus, Cronus. Why Cronus? I honestly don't know. What I do know is that the 18 moons surrounding Saturn are named after various Titans, Gods, Goddesses, and other important figures in Greek mythology. They are: Atlas, Calypso, Dione, Enceladus, Epimetheus, Helene, Hyperion, Iapetus, Janus, Mimas, Pan, Pandora, Phoebe, Prometheus, Rhea, Telesto, Tethys, and Titan.

Uranus - Uranus represents, yeah you guessed it, Uranus! He was god of the sky and married to Gaia. All religions back then had the god of earth and god of sky married. Even the egyptians but that's a differnt story.

Neptune - Neptune of course represents the god of the sea, Poseidon. I think the reason for this is because it's a blue planet and the sea looks blue under the sky, see the connection? Good, you're getting smarter by the moment :) Neptune's largest moon is named after Poseidon's son, Triton. The rest are named after sea nymphs and others associated with the water. They are: Despina, Galatea, Larissa, Naiad, Neried, Proteus, and Thalassa.

Pluto - Pluto represents the god of the dead and underworld, Hades. It's the coldest and most desolate of the planets. Very appropriate for representing the cold, desolate state of being we call death. It's one moon is named after the ferryman of the dead, Charon. I guess in a way, Charon is still ferrying around Pluto (Hades) to this very day. Charon is not to be confused with Chiron, who trained Achilles. You know, the ankle dude? Chiron was a centaur of great intelligence and was the son of Cronus.

Another useless fact: Athens is only named after Athena cuz all the women voted for her to protect them. Turns out there was one more woman in the population so she got the position....

GO ATHENA :) lol

Exam Answers, Sterotyping And A Bit Of Human Ego

What is better than looking at funny exam answers, its like you've been framed gone wrong. I had to go and find some on the internet :)







On a serious note, if you have watched the news, many more students have passed their exams this year than ever before. Well done, students of the world! Take that people who think all teens wear hoodies, smoke and drink! Of course, it will not change their opinion in the slightest cuz they are stubborn... :( its just stereotyping. It does annoy me really that I get tiny glares from shop keepers cuz im a teen. It's also annoying how many teens get bad press just cuz the minority goes out and attacks old ladies on the street. It seems that the good teens of the world get the least attention and are ignored. It's fucking retarted. Sorry if you dont like me swearing but its true. Besides, I'm sure there are many adults out there who are just as bad, lots are even worse. Let's not forget the pedos, murders and criminals out there. I'm not saying live in fear and hide your kids but give them a decent childhood instead of going on Jeremy Kyle to get your problems sorted.

And Earth is the only planet not named after a god, which shows how stuck up we humans are.

The hottest anime character?

I was just reading some discussion or whatever on this and no one mentioned my fave guy ever



am i the only girl in the world who finds him strangley attractive? lol dont worry im kidding. just cuz i have nothing better to do, here's my top ten

10. The Cat of Hottness

Cuz guys with red eyes dont exist

9. The Other Cat of Hottness

Blue hair = epic :)

8. The Dude With 3 Swords

The more swords the better!

7. The Love Cook

we all love a player

6. The Random Guy Across The Street

Oh, he looks hot with roses

5. The Retard

Orange jumsuits = hot???

4. The One who Will Be Even Hotter When He's Older

come on, who didnt watch cardcaptors and dream of a guy like him? unless you're a guy yourself, of course you could be gay or bisexual it doesn't make any difference. the point is, he's hot!

3. A Man In A Suit

technically he's wearing a tuxedo but same thing...

2. The Vampire

he's so hot he's cold..

1. HAMMER TIME

bandanna+hammer+eyepatch+scarf=TOO HOT FOR WORDS!! :)

This is just my opinion, of course and you probably wont care but... anyway i leave you with this: The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Motivational Posters

If you haven't already guessed I love my motivational posters. I like looking at them and making them, its very easy. Photobucket = Friend :)

Here's a few that I made









they're not so good but I like em anyway.... feel free to tell me what you think :)

Politicians And Their Mistakes

We just love to hate the cheeky beeps dont we? oh, we love shouting at the tv knowing that the tv wont answer and complaining they're pretty useless and Gordon Brown has a freaky smile... Everyday we turn on the tv, put on the news and become angry and depressed at the state of the world. It's just one of the many cycles of life. You soon become annoyed at the news that we either pick up the remote and change the channel or have an argument about who should get off their backside to pick up the remote and do the decent thing, save your ears from the horrible truth....

More people have died, another pedo on the loose, someone else has been killed, a child has gone missing, the economy is getting worse, another 25 people have lost their jobs and debt seems to swollowing up the country...

And then there is one man in the middle of it all...



Yes, Gordon Brown. The man who has many words but says nothing important. Before the him there was Tony Blair and we all remember him don't we? Oh, he made plently of promises but kept none. Then he promised Gordon Brown he would take his place. Oh, I remember it well. I tried being positive, he had no charisma at all but i guessed that wasn't everything. There was soimething very fishy about him. It turned out he got us into the mess in the first place.... And people still voted for Labour.

Last night that one thought kept me awake. Then at 2am it came to me, Labour is the largest party there is. So, obviously all their relatives voted for Labour and their relatives and their relatives. And then you have the loyal but blind Labour supporters who vote for Labour every single time for no reason at all. Its ironic isnt it?

I leave you with this useless fact: The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.